The Ass Eating Mecha

Writing is like, my thing, dog. I love to write subtle horror. Maybe some fanfics, if anyone wants one... I try to be hella nice. Unless I hate you. Shoot me an ask if you want! It's always open for anyone. <3 I love all of my followers and I'll always be here for my followers. Even if you're not my follower. I'm here for everyone! :D Watch me on DeviantArt! I upload new stories anytime that I feel like it. :D http://elrelith304.deviantart.com/

the-fake-ah-crew:

Gavin tearing into these guys is honoustly a mood tbh

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the-best-dang-avocado: “ sixpenceee: “ The age detection app was used on a photo of an abandoned house. ” ”
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spookymoeghost: “ theshrillwitch: “ jncos: “ i’m the nurses who tried to beat up a baby for laughing ” I’m the tiny hands holding the abortion pills ” I’m the baby speaking perfect english ”
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ryanstoons: “ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD EDD BOYS. ”
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vondell-txt: “ 1. this is a real and important issue 2. this tweet could also have been tweeted from a universe where salad bars are mostly filled with bees ”
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phan-is-sempiternal: “ mousathe14: “ gehayi: “ profeminist: “ Tampons are a “luxury item” ” Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines...
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goddammit tumblr video player i’ve already ripped my ears off and glued them to my neck 4 times today for similar insubordination

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decipitur:

“describe world history in a few words”

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jennyhoelzer:

anyone else lose their youth to depression  haha

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gothicprep: “ at first i thought that Science was a shit waste of time. then somebody did this study,. and now… hooboy.. now i like it ”
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dickbuttofficial: “ there go my plans for tomorrow ”
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im-a-walking-paradox:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

how he gon ask me for all I got

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